How to use your pot

It is bad to smoke. It makes you short of breath and it makes your chest ache. Here is the perfect way to use pot. The next time you have pot, or if you have some (a lot of you will, being my friends), immerse it in a stick of butter after chopping it up finely (just enough butter so that the butter entirely surrounds the particles of pot on all sides, and soaks them, and can absorb their THC and other cannabinoids into itself). Put it in the oven and set the setting to 225° for 20 minutes. This will give you enough pot butter to last you for months. After doing this, you can take so very little as a daily regimen- like just touch your finger to the surface of the butter so that it makes your fingertip oily. Any more than this and you will be overdosing, and the ideal is to take so little, that you can keep up the habit on a regular schedule.