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I was talkin with the Bebbcorp harp guy and I wanted a silver harp with a pink circle that was extremely sensitive and breathy, that would make a loud noise as soon as you plucked it and breathed through it. He said he could make that for me himself. He said he hasn't made a whole lot for people yet because one day he was runnin' back down the mountain with a backpack full of jaw harps and someone pulled over and stole his backpack. And Elizabeth Berger was my girlfriend. She was sittin' by my side, laughin' on my shoulder.
I was on the moon on a field trip. There was a certain job you could get where you worked on the moon, workin' at the Barbie factory. I was readin' a book on the book cart about Barbie. They said you would work on the moon if you wanted to work on Barbie, so we took a field trip to the moon. I was talkin' to some girl in her chair who was pretending to be Barbie. She was tellin' me some story, but I had a hard time followin' it 'cause I lost eye contact for a second, had to look back. I asked how far it was around the moon. Guy said, 'Follow me,' and he started runnin' through compartment after compartment, a strand of rooms around the moon. I was running for about 3 minutes. He stopped, and then said, 'Now we've run this far, we need to rely on my wrists.' (?) I said, 'All the way around the moon would be a long strand of duct tape.' There were a bunch of guys workin' out on the side, increasing their strength for the low gravity environment. They were employees who worked on the moon.
And then I was in a room with a bunch of other guys, getting ready to fly back to Earth, I guess. I collected some guy's saliva and put it in the head of a pen. I was gonna carry it back to earth and do experiments on his genetics. Mario said, 'You have enough saliva; you only needed a little bit, but you got a whole lot.'
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